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Zombies = FAIL

I got this article link off of FB and had to share it. This article is hilarious!!

7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie
Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)

Favorite Quote #1 – Remember, the whole reason hunting licenses exist is to limit the number of animals you’re allowed to kill, because if you just declared free reign for everybody with a gun, everything in the forest would be dead by sundown. Even the trees would be mounted proudly above the late-arriving hunter’s mantles.

Favorite Quote #2 – [Zombies] main form of reproduction is also their only source of food and their top predator. If they want to eat or reproduce, they have to go toe to toe with their number one predator every single time. That’s like having to fight a lion every time you to want to have sex or make a sandwich.

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